July 25, 2009


This is our very handsome first-born Austin, named after the illustrious Austin Osman Spare. Possibly the most selfish, cunning and willful animal I have ever known, his hobbies include forcefully extracting food and pats from his owners, finding new and inventive ways to irritate the crap out of us while we're trying to sleep, picking fights with the local feline residents, and the ritual slaughter of pigeons. Yes, just like Licky-Kicky the Home Security Dog, he may look cute but he's a brrrute! He can of course be incredibly charming when he wants to be, which somewhat compensates for these misgivings.

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